I had a baby?!

TITLE: I had a baby?!
Dreamt on: January 21st, 2006
RATED: E
Includes: Me and my mom and dad
Rated: Uh...

I have no idea in this dream how I got pregnant, but I did. This dream couldn't happen anyway, because I'm infertile. BUT IN THIS DREAM, I can't remember anything that happened before me spewing a baby out of my ass. I remember being at my computer desk when it happened. As soon as I give birth, I first thought it'd cling to my breast and grow there. It was actually sort of disturbing having the baby face stick out. I walked around, wondering weather I should show my dad and mom or not. Then I realized that we're mammels. Babies come out normal like. So I went back into my room to start feeding the baby, because it was probably thirsty. Just to make sure, I went into the bathroom and checked for babies. None.
I couldn't find it. Searched all over the place, couldn't find the baby. I decided to tell my dad about it. He was just as confused as I was. I knew I gave birth to something, but I couldn't find it. I noticed how much weight I had lost. That was good. However, I couldn't find that damn baby. I decided that it probably found a home or something and went to the Albright Knox. Which suddenly had a make over which made it a 10 story building that had more look like a place. I talked to my dad about it, and we found NOTHING dealing with the baby. (The art museum reminded me of the Temple of Time in Twilight Princess.)

Then I woke up.